I was just googling for something humerous to post about Thanksgiving, images, quotes, quips. Nothing really struck me as funny. I did find on little cartoon that was funny, but it was more of a political statement, and I’m not really into making political statements.
Oh, what the heck, it was kinda funny:
I passed that one up 3 times. But, seriously, kinda funny. Not hilarious.
Here are some humorous Thanksgiving quotes:
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!