Tonight Rick told me about getting gas at Costco today. He said a couple was filling up 5 gallon containers of gas and fighting over who gets to pump the gas, and splashed gasoline all over themselves and the containers. They then put the containers INSIDE their car! Am I weird? I can’t imagine WANTING to pump gas! Honey, I will always let you pump the gas. In fact, I’ll pay you to do it! This is my solemn vow.